SUPER LAME CHARACTERS

THOSE IN GROUP THERAPY:

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Gideon

Jack of all Trades, Master of None. He may be in his 40s but he acts like he's still in his 20s 'cause, you know, it's all about the babes.

super lame power: 

If you're on a cell phone and he's nearby, he can probably hear the whole conversation. And if you're female, he'll probably use it to hit on you.

favorite expression: 

Duuuuuude.

PLAYED BY:

EDDIE YU

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Paul

Husband. Father. Landscaper. Paul wants you to know that he's in control. Really, he is. Even though his wife, Sondra, is the one who runs the show.

super lame power:

If it's electronic or has a battery and it's anywhere near Paul, it's gonna crash. No, he can't control it.

favorite expression: 

Rolling the eyes.

PLAYED BY:

KELTON JONES

Jackie

Factory Worker. Rebellion is the name-of-the-game for Jackie. Got authority? She doesn't trust you, and she'll let you know it. No, she's not a teenager anymore.

super lame power:

When sparks do fly, she's the source. It's not intentional though, she swears.                                                                   

favorite expression:

It's not my fault!

PLAYED BY:

NADIA MARINA

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Tim

Therapist? Young and inexperienced, he's doing his best to help this group of people with really lame superpowers. Like Paul, he doesn't have much control.

super lame power:

Who needs a super lame power when you're sort of a therapist?                                  

FAVORITE EXPRESSION:

Um...

PLAYED BY:

LOGAN BITZ DAUM

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Mora

Art Student. The youngest of the group, she's the resident romantic-at-heart. She really, really wants to be in love. But can she figure out how to love in return? 

super lame power:

She's always accidentally hypnotizing the wrong person to love her. And then, of course, he leaves her with a broken heart. 

favorite expression:

O-M-G!

PLAYED BY:

FELICIA MASIAS

 

THOSE NOT IN GROUP THERAPY:

 
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Professor Barnes

Art Professor. She's desperately in love with one of her students. Can you guess who? As long as she's under this spell, she has no problem professing her love.

super lame power:

None that we know of.

favorite expression:

I can't help it.

played by:

CECILE NAMER

 

Sondra

Soccer Mom. The kind that really does have it all together. She loves her husband and twelve-year-old son, now if she could just get them to do what she wants. All the time.

super lame power:

Super Mom isn't enough?

favorite expression:

Shhh, I'm talking. 

PLAYED BY:

DANA BRETZ